Theory and Practice in I.T.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

• In Theory: everything is clear, but nothing works;
• In Practice: everything works, but nothing is clear;
• Sometimes Theory meets Practice: nothing works and nothing is clear.

The new Australian National Anthem

Australians all let us rejoice 

The weekend now is near 

We've worked all bloody week for this 

Dear God let's get a beer

Our desks abound in paperwork 

Our hands are stained with ink 

In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage 

Advance to Friday drinks

With joyful strains, destroy our brains 

Advance to Friday drinks

没有共产党就没有新中国，没有新中国就没有性生活

新婚之夜，男人手抚女人两腿之间问：这是什么

女人答：党！

男人说：我想入党，行不?

女人道：你要求入党的心情我懂，但正式入党还需符合以下条件：

1、只要你过得硬，党的大门随时为你敞开；
2、党的宗旨是：党指挥枪！
3、入了我的党，就不能入别的党；
4、对党要绝对忠诚，并誓死捍卫党的纯洁；
5、不许入党前干劲十足，入党后萎靡不振；
6、要与时俱进大胆创新，全方位多角度促进党内和谐；
7、必须每月按时足额交纳党费；
8、要勇往直前，不怕牺牲，甘愿为党流尽最后一滴血，永不叛党！

以上八条党性要求，你能做到吗？

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