Cut to the Chaser - The boys are back and they're gunning for new targets

Reucassel said the new PM has comic potential, but no in the way he thinks

"Kevin thinks he's a comedian - and he's wrong," he says. "He does a lot of gags but they're not funny."

"He's an angry young man. If you bring him the wrong food, he's exploding. If you bring him the wrong hair dryer, he's exploding. If we get him at the right time, he might blow up."

But despite Rudd's potential, The Chaser finds him a harder target to reach than Howard.

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with Reucassel and Colleague Julian Morrow being arrested in Rome for flying a blimp over the Vatican City.

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"The was an article in the paper about a woman who's been before the Italian courts for about 10 years - there are two levels of appeal there - so, hopefully, we can stretch it out and maybe just retire to an Italian jail."

"The Italians have got a different sort of policing - there were 20 or 30 people in the room all shouting at each other with a lot of gesturing and no one really talking to us."

He said he was disappointed not be arrested by the Pope's Swiss Guards.

"If you get arrested by them or even had them in the back of the shot it's already comedy because those clothes are hysterical. But sadly, it wasn't the Swiss Guard, it was the Italian police."

While The Chaser boys have been taking aim at fresh targets overseas they are prepared to offer an olive branch to an old enemy back at home: Today Tonight.

"We might have to declare a truce, it might be the war on everything - except Today Tonight," Reucassel says. "It's got to the point where we've sneaked into their offices, they've won court case against us - really the only next step would be assassination and I don't know if the current host is worth assassination - it'd be a waste of a bullet, really."

"We'll see, if seven weeks in we're running out of ideas and you see a current affairs host assassinated, you'll know it was us."

New Dudd Government Seal

Official Announcement From Kevin Dudd:

The federal government today announced, soon after Budget 2009 released, that it is changing the coat of arms to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance... 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! 

Bush is a lame duck?

Purchasing or Leasing, that is the quesiton

Simple mathematics fella's

Purchasing The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship It ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. Leasing On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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The new Australian National Anthem

Australians all let us rejoice 

The weekend now is near 

We've worked all bloody week for this 

Dear God let's get a beer

Our desks abound in paperwork 

Our hands are stained with ink 

In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage 

Advance to Friday drinks

With joyful strains, destroy our brains 

Advance to Friday drinks

Obama Condoms, white colour only, good for a hard time