Making of a Sukhoi Su-30 Flanker

Porn shoot 1973

Husband down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

On the PA system:

'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

Google Toilet Paper

Google is going to take over the world.

According to informed source that Google will release Google brand toilet paper to the market soon, which made in low cost, human and nature resource rich country Vietnam.

The toilet paper is made 100% virgin pulp, which I have no idea what does this mean. In the product description which translated into English, it says, just exactly like other Google's products:

"Super elastic, soft, smooth, strong, thoroughly absorbent, for you always!"