水调歌头 - 重上井冈山

毛泽东（1965年5月）

久有凌云志，重上井冈山。
千里来寻故地，旧貌变新颜。
到处莺歌燕舞，更有潺潺流水，高路入云端。
过了黄洋界，险处不须看。

风雷动，旌旗奋，是人寰。
三十八年过去，弹指一挥间。
可上九天揽月，可下五洋捉鳖，谈笑凯歌还。
世上无难事，只要肯登攀。

教室铭

分不在高，及格就行；学不在深，作弊则灵。斯是教室，唯吾闲情。小说翻得快，杂志翻得勤。琢磨下围棋，寻思看电影。可以打瞌睡，想女友，无书声之乱耳，无复习之劳形。是非跳舞场，堪比游乐厅。心理云："混帐文凭！"

附刘禹锡《陋室铭》

山不在高，有仙则名。水不在深，有龙则灵。斯是陋室，惟吾德馨。苔痕上阶绿，草色入帘青。谈笑有鸿儒，往来无白丁。可以调素琴，阅金经。无丝竹之乱耳，无案牍之劳形。南阳诸葛庐，西蜀子云亭。孔子云：“何陋之有？”

英文字母新写法

“整形”国际化，恶搞“英文字母新写法”

The Human Body - Very infomative!

• It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
• One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
• The average man's pen_ s is two times the length of his thumb.
• Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
• A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
• There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
• Women blink twice as often as men.
• The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
• Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
• If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

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Men are still busy checking their thumbs.