For Annoying Plane Passengers

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating: Worth a shot???

1. Remove your lap top from its bag

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3. Turn it ON

4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5. Turn on the Internet

6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7. Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger.

9. Enjoy