Comments in Source Codes

Reading source codes is a lot of fun, especially when you are reading other guys' codes...

1. // summary:
   //     Class used to work around Richard being a
   //     fucking idiot
   // 
   // remarks:
   //     The point of this is to work around his poor
   //     design so that paging will 
   //     work on a mobile control. The main problem is the
   //     BindCompany() method, 
   //     which he hoped would be able to do everything.
   //     I hope he dies.   
   
   
2. // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife,
   // Darlene, who will 
   // have to support me and our three children and the
   // dog once it gets 
   // released into the public.
   
   
3. // Magic. Do not touch.
   
   
4. return 1; # returns 1  
   
   
5. /*
    * This is O(scary), but seems quick enough
    * in practice.
    */
   
   
6. /*
    * You may think you know what the following code does.
    * But you dont.
    * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
    * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
    * enough to "optimize" the code below.
    * Now close this file and go play with something else.
    */  
   
   
7. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what
   // I was doing
   // Now, God only knows
   
   
8. // This is craptacular!
   
   
9. And finally, there is no one comes as close as this. The only comments in a big chunk of complicated codes are:
   
   ...
   
   // Trust me